The invention of the shovel wasn't good...

It was groundbreaking

Nobody ever asks “how is Coke doing?”

It’s always… “is Pepsi ok?”

I saw a Pokemon snooping on me...

I think it was pik-at-chu

Did you hear about the giant throwing up?

It’s all over town!

Dad, why is my sister named Rose?

Because your mother loves roses darling.

What about my name dad?

Nah, don't worry about it Animal Crossing Froggy Chair.

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?


Today is 4 04...

There's a joke somewhere in there, but I can't quite find it.

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screen shots.

If I were an injured cat, I'd be like

me: ow

My pen can write underwater…

It can write other words too!

What’s the difference between a jeweller and a prison guard?

One sells watches and one watches cells.

What do you call a guy who loses his car in Mexico?


remember the fake phone toys that used to play this song

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