This month, the mitochondria is the frightochondria and it’s the haunted house of the cell… 👻

“Dad, our hotel room is 404.”

That can’t be, there must be some kind of error.

I put LEDs on his engagement ring…

His face lit up when I proposed!

I found out why nurses carry red crayons…

In case they have to draw blood!

I’m considering starting an animal farm. It could go poorly…
Orwell.

How I look at 3am watching tasty recipe videos that I will never cook…

Ice that isn’t quite ready is pre-cubescent.

You know what really makes my day…

The rotation of the earth.

This cat wants to pass you some love.
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I’ve been accused of being a plagiarist.

Their words, not mine.

Every time you meet a new person, you hear a sound you’ve never heard before.

If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, what is H2O4?

Drinking.

I once saw a cow that could produce no milk…

It was udderly useless!

What’s a nocturnal animal’s favourite school subject?

Owlgebra!

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