Hey my name is Ben, I follow back :3 • ♂He/Him • 🖼 Icon by @faunbutt • @AustinTi_ ❤️
This month, the mitochondria is the frightochondria and it’s the haunted house of the cell… 👻
“Dad, our hotel room is 404.”
That can’t be, there must be some kind of error.
I put LEDs on his engagement ring…
His face lit up when I proposed!
I found out why nurses carry red crayons…
In case they have to draw blood!
Thanks for 1.3k followers! 💖
I’m considering starting an animal farm. It could go poorly…Orwell.
How I look at 3am watching tasty recipe videos that I will never cook…
This Tweet is gold.
Ice that isn’t quite ready is pre-cubescent.
This aged well…
You know what really makes my day…
The rotation of the earth.
This cat wants to pass you some love. ＿＿ ／＞ フ | . . l ／` ミ＿xノ / | / ヽ ﾉ │ | | | ／￣| | | | | (￣ヽ＿ヽ)__) 💖 ＼二つ
I’ve been accused of being a plagiarist.
Their words, not mine.
Every time you meet a new person, you hear a sound you’ve never heard before.
If H2O is Water and H2O2 is Hydrogen Peroxide, what is H2O4?
I once saw a cow that could produce no milk…
It was udderly useless!
What’s a nocturnal animal’s favourite school subject?
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