I was asked to make a small donation to the local swimming pool, so I gave them a bottle of water.

I met a man named Jim Apple the other day.

He has trouble introducing himself in France.

Teacher: What are you laughing at?

Me: Nothing.

My brain: Alobama.

Everyone hates me because I always act like a news anchorโ€ฆ

More on that after the break!

I was feeling lonely so I bought some sharesโ€ฆ

Feels nice to have some company.

Ok, I've done all the questions now.

Ready to upload the video!

I recently hit 3k followers and today happens to be my 1 year Twitter anniversary. ๐Ÿ’œ

To celebrate, I'm going to answer some questions you have for me. Leave them below!

What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper!

uh, this kinda blew up ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’œ

if you wanna join my discord, hereโ€™s the link:
discord.gg/tfr

Live in: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Born in: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
Parents: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ/๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
Been to: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
Trips planned in 2020: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
Top ten places I really want to visit: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ

RT @[email protected]

Live in: ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Born in: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Parents: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Been to: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ
Trips planned in 2020: ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Top ten places I really want to visit: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ twitter.com/xtalon/status/1218

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/JasperSoot/status/

What do you call a small mother?

A minimum.

What if we kissed on top of the BIOS truck? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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