How did we know communism was doomed from the beginning?

All the red flags!

Hey, if you didn’t know already, I own a Discord server.

If you’d like a chill furry server to hang out, it is the perfect place for you.

discord.furretreat.rocks

What do you call a potato that bullies all the other
potatoes?

A dick tater.

Did you know Ariel was born in the US capital?

Under DC!

I just logged into my Moshi Monsters account for the first time in years and I do not remember my room being this furry lmao

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

What’s everyone doing next month?

‘Cause I’m not sure - I don’t have 2020 vision.

Them: I’m a big country fan.

Me: *trying to impress them*
China is very large!

What do you call an educated therapy dog?

A dogtor!

I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content…

What do you call a mouse that swears?

A cursor.

My brain: *knows NYE stands for New Year’s Eve*

Also my brain: New York Eity

Teacher: “What is the definition of anthropomorphic?”

What do you call a shunned furry?

Fursona non grata.

When you’re going asleep and then your body starts falling…

I skip test questions as if I’m going to be a different person when I come back to them.

RT @[email protected]

Nitro boosters will now receive a custom coloured role of their choice.

In addition, they will gain access to our exclusive nitro boosters channel!

(Also thanks for 600 members) 💜

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awoo.chat is a Mastodon instance for furries and people who are otherwise fans of anthropomorphic artwork.